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Offline Jane of the Jungle

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Err, it is the fun corner, not the flame war corner, sheesh  ::).

Ok Ok Apologies accepted  ;) ;D
FEAR, Is a MotiVe for Establishing a God ....and man has
Worshipped at one time or Another, MOST of the Living Things he FEARS...


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FEAR, Is a MotiVe for Establishing a God ....and man has
Worshipped at one time or Another, MOST of the Living Things he FEARS...


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Top 21 Good Things About Hell

21. None of that annoying check-in procedure like with St. Peter.

20. Due to recent health code changes, vats of boiling brimstone now use low-fat canola oil.

19. Your “Do you smell something burning?” slays ‘em, year after year.

18. Plenty of legal help available for filing “wrongful death” lawsuit.

17. Newly passed law: Three strikes and you’re back in LA.

16. Satan’s confused attempts to torture masochists can be highly entertaining.

15. No need to pack the parka over Bob Dole’s election chances.

14. Well, sure, it’s hot, but it’s a *dry* heat.

13. Free prostate checks and PAP smears administered daily!

12. The surprisingly entertaining “Hitler and Kathie Lee Show.”

11. Every Thursday is Karaoke Night, hosted by Dean Martin and Sammy Davis, Jr.

10. Prizes awarded for best crank phone calls to God.

9. Everywhere you look, there’s a smoking section!
8. Big step up from Bakersfield.

7. Your little “blue flame” trick now produces spectacular results.

6. Free Microsoft software for everyone (as per agreement made back in early 80’s).

5. Now that you’ve followed her advice, you just might get that date with Cindy Crawford.

4. 52 channels of Jim Carrey!

3. Saturday night WWF tag-team bout between Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, and Hitler.

2. Everyone gets a length of pipe and a daily crack at Nancy Kerrigan’s knee.

1. Fortune to be made on “Welcome, O.J.” t-shirts.
FEAR, Is a MotiVe for Establishing a God ....and man has
Worshipped at one time or Another, MOST of the Living Things he FEARS...


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Lol, I think this guy is a Defacatory Fatalist  >:D:



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he may be omnipotent, but he sure aint literate
I'm too old for imaginary friends


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he may be omnipotent, but he sure aint literate
Calenderate? Datate? Chronomerate? Temporaly challenged?
Tempora mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.--Groucho Marx



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aw damn
I'm too old for imaginary friends


Offline Peter Grant

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He calls it Jesus? (wtf!!)
God told me He doesn't exist.


Offline Rigil Kent

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He calls it Jesus? (wtf!!)

Hoot! ;D Memorable on mounts, or takes three days to rise?

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whaaaaaa kaka ka!!!!! ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
I'm too old for imaginary friends


Offline Mefiante

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Hoot! ;D Memorable on mounts, or takes three days to rise?
Or maybe betrayed three times before the… :-X

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Hehehe! ;D You guys are great. 8)
God told me He doesn't exist.