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Offline GCG

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Reply #30 on: April 26, 2010, 14:37:42 pm
i do listen to tuks, but no reception in my office. freck knows why. or at home. sigh.
so at the orifice its 5fm. jirre, but its better than jakaranda and highveld.  i do enjoy old gareth cliff's blasphemous ways in the morning, and i have allways been a fan of sasha marteningo.
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Reply #31 on: April 26, 2010, 22:00:13 pm
What you gonna do when your troubles they get like mine?

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Reply #32 on: April 27, 2010, 07:50:48 am
Take a mouth full of sugar, drink a jar of turpentine.

That took some searching. But, tell me:

Does it worry you to be alone?

And a second one:

If it keeps on rainin', is the levee goin' to break?
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Reply #33 on: April 27, 2010, 10:17:34 am
Correct!

Well, mostly.

[Nitpick]For Canned Heat in 1968, it was a bottle of turpentine, rather than a jar.[/Nitpick] :P

Speaking for myself, I’m not alone, so it can’t worry me.  Now riddle me this, then: Is there life on Mars?

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Reply #34 on: April 27, 2010, 11:15:56 am
Yes, but I have it on good authority that: It's a god-awful small affair.  ;)

Tell me, if you take the urban noise with some Durban Poison, will it lessen your load?
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Reply #35 on: April 27, 2010, 11:54:28 am
Hmm, tricky one, that.  I think it would depend on whether you see the girl with the mousy hair, the lawman beating up the wrong guy or that caveman go.

All of which makes me wonder: What are these cowboys doing in the Congo?

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Reply #36 on: April 27, 2010, 16:10:17 pm
Quote from: rwenzori on April 27, 2010, 07:50:48 am
If it keeps on rainin', is the levee goin' to break?

Yes. And crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

But I've been wondering - do you believe in rapture?

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Reply #37 on: April 27, 2010, 16:32:37 pm
Also, if the skies go dark with rain, can you tell me, does our freedom remain?

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Reply #38 on: April 29, 2010, 23:34:04 pm
Quote from: Julian on April 27, 2010, 16:32:37 pm
Also, if the skies go dark with rain, can you tell me, does our freedom remain?
Freedom ain't worth nothin' if it's free?
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Reply #39 on: May 03, 2010, 17:49:47 pm
Why did the movie "Neverending Story" end?
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool

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Reply #40 on: May 03, 2010, 20:31:04 pm
Do airline staff deliberately lower cabin pressure before breakfast so that your tub of yogurt ejaculates over your only pair of formal trousers?

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Reply #41 on: May 03, 2010, 20:49:57 pm
Quote from: BoogieMonster on May 03, 2010, 17:49:47 pm
Why did the movie "Neverending Story" end?

'cause Jonathan Brandis died.





I'm sorry, I have a terrible sense of humour and I just couldn't resist.   >:D

Okay, durrr, I'm supposed to ask questions not answer them (RTFOP).  It's okay everyone, don't panic, I'm a blonde.
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Reply #42 on: May 03, 2010, 20:58:44 pm
What does RTFOP stand for?

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Reply #43 on: May 03, 2010, 21:09:25 pm
Oh it's .... waaaaiiiit aminuuuuute ... you sneaky one, you almost got me.

I worry about my nan. If she's alone in the house and she falls, does she make a sound? - Jimmy Carr
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Reply #44 on: May 03, 2010, 21:11:16 pm
 :)Well spotted!

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