I have so many composer jokes, I'll make you a Liszt!
Why couldn't the spring quartet find their composer?
He was Haydn.
Why didn't Handel go shopping?
He was baroque.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
Middle C, A flat, and G walk into a bar. The barman says:
"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors".
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool