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There is now coronavirus videos on pornhub. Sick fucks.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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My girlfriend gave me an STD, looks like I'm gonorrhea-valuate our relationship.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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 My family is really worried about grandpa's viagra addiction. Grandma is taking it especially hard.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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Eventually all the countries had Coronavirus, but China got it right off the bat.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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When I open the fridge I always knock first. There may be a salad dressing.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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'I failed my history of art course on aboriginal music.'

'Oh no! Didja redo it?'
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.


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'I failed my history of art course on aboriginal music.'

'Oh no! Didja redo it?'

You seem to be a limitless fount of the deliciously groan-worthy. :-)


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'I failed my history of art course on aboriginal music.'

'Oh no! Didja redo it?'

You seem to be a limitless fount of the deliciously groan-worthy. :-)

He'd admit it, but he wouldn't want to blow his own horn.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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You've seen the plectrum, now read the book.
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.


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You've seen the plectrum, now read the book.

Parents are mean.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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Parents are mean.

Maybe not intentionally. We just foist on our children those opportunities we couldn't be bothered pursuing ourselves, but now wish we did. Kids will forever be plagued by their parents' regrets.
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.


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The BDSM community took me to court for not being hardcore enough: I got off with a slap on the wrist.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool