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Online brianvds

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The BDSM community took me to court for not being hardcore enough: I got off with a slap on the wrist.

Were you at least cuffed during the arrest? :-)


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Having sex can make your day, but having anal can make your hole weak.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool



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"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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Master of the paraprosdokian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knw1xPM1CS0

I thought randomly recently (weird how the brain works), that you may enjoy the late Mitch Hedberg. He was a really shy guy, usually did his sets with his eyes mostly closed, but really brilliant if you get into it... as this crowd doesn't really until a bit later.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.