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Offline Faerie

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Sheesh Boogie, I expected crudeness and got lame instead. Know your audience! (Yeah, I know, the whole world is PC mad)


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Sheesh Boogie, I expected crudeness and got lame instead. Know your audience! (Yeah, I know, the whole world is PC mad)

Well, I don't know. It did put a full stop to my appetite...


Offline Rigil Kent

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Bloody awful. :-X

You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.


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Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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I swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles, my next bowel movement could spell disaster.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


Offline Rigil Kent

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That would be a disaster, not to mention a waste of s's. Can you at least manage a double word score from where you're sitting?  :P
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.


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Periodic table

"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


Offline Rigil Kent

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Dinner at the periodic table.

"Pass the salt, please."
"There aren't any."

You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.


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Then I'll just have the Polonium.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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Dinner at the periodic table.

"Pass the salt, please."
"There aren't any."



There will be if I can find a way to neutralize your acidic remarks.


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Dinner at the periodic table.

"Pass the salt, please."
"There aren't any."



There will be if I can find a way to neutralize your acidic remarks.

C'mon now, no need to catalyze any runaway reactions, we should be bonding.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


Offline Rigil Kent

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I'm not sitting on that lanthanide contraption.
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.


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Whiteboards are remarkable.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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I've heard seven cancer jokes today, If I hear Tumor it's gonna Benign.

EDIT (Bonus): I like jokes about kids with cancer, they never get old.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool


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A hungry traveler stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where a brother was frying chips:
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool