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Reply #165 on: September 11, 2020, 11:26:45 am
Quote from: BoogieMonster on September 11, 2020, 10:49:46 am
The BDSM community took me to court for not being hardcore enough: I got off with a slap on the wrist.

Were you at least cuffed during the arrest? :-)

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Reply #166 on: September 17, 2020, 13:53:18 pm
Having sex can make your day, but having anal can make your hole weak.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool

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Reply #167 on: October 01, 2020, 10:21:20 am

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Reply #168 on: October 01, 2020, 10:52:01 am
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool

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Reply #169 on: November 03, 2020, 09:14:13 am
Quote from: Rigil Kent on March 23, 2018, 11:28:14 am
Master of the paraprosdokian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knw1xPM1CS0

I thought randomly recently (weird how the brain works), that you may enjoy the late Mitch Hedberg. He was a really shy guy, usually did his sets with his eyes mostly closed, but really brilliant if you get into it... as this crowd doesn't really until a bit later.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool

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Reply #170 on: November 05, 2020, 17:56:36 pm
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

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Reply #171 on: December 03, 2020, 13:32:51 pm
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian Roulette, but it went in one ear and came out the other.
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool

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Reply #172 on: December 08, 2020, 13:30:39 pm
Q: Dad why is this book so thick?
A: It's a long story...
"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive, so misguided, is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here" - Tool

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Reply #173 on: December 11, 2020, 05:27:03 am
One of my occasional ventures in cartooning.... :-)




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Reply #174 on: December 30, 2020, 20:42:33 pm
Quote from: brianvds on December 11, 2020, 05:27:03 am
One of my occasional ventures in cartooning.... :-)



Nice!
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Reply #175 on: Yesterday at 13:06:37
He was in a band called The Eight Billion Bits. They just got their first gig.

Weirdly, some reggae riffs came out of my printer. Turns out the paper was jamming.
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

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