mutton, fire with fire mate.
my mum pulled one on a neighbour who had a maltese yapping all goddamn night. she got hold of her fone number, foned at ungodly hours, and barked at her down the line. the dog fell quiet very quickly.
or just make sure to play, i dont know, beethoven early in the am. when he's got babbelas. or gooi the lawnmower under his bedroom window at bird's fart.
i'm a scorpio. revenge is what i do...
oh, by the ps, what is your establishment's name and location, my sleepsel and i would like to visit.